I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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