Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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