its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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