Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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