Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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