Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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