I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He kissed a someone with a penis
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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