I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
