Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
