So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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