**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
