you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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