my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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