how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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