Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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