Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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