when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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