I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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