Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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