It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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