Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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