jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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