You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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