Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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