Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we're making bets on your personal life
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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