wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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