Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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