i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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