How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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