Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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