girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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