like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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