Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
handjob tips. give me some.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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