is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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