I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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