It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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