I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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