I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
