So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
one might say we're banned from that church
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
And then he peed in my hair
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