Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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