I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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