He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I had to cum in my sink.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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