Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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