i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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