I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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