while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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