why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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