no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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