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help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something

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(508): help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something http://tfl.nu/479k

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I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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(330): I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke http://tfl.nu/gn8s

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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.

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(414): You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning. http://tfl.nu/dt9p

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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?

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pat the guy you slept with

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still need a last name

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(314): hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this? (573): pat the guy you slept with (314): still need a last name http://tfl.nu/e97s

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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.

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(614): So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome. http://tfl.nu/kpah

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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.

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(631): she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever. http://tfl.nu/9adr

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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.

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(907): You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink. http://tfl.nu/mebb

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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.

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(347): I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time. http://tfl.nu/7l8h

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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.

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(804): They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source. http://tfl.nu/hphy

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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?

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(208): You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right? http://tfl.nu/dxzt

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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.

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(317): I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one. http://tfl.nu/jdn1

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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.

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(815): Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa. http://tfl.nu/kz18

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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina

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(970): Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina http://tfl.nu/uvty

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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.

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(208): Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea. http://tfl.nu/vb43

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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.

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(516): today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror. http://tfl.nu/6dpn

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