The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow