People with herpes should wear stickers.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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