I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
