talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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