i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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