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Fuck
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
honey bunches of taint.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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