Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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