your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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