I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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