We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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